Strawberries for everyone

suchagaymer: jerkidiot: if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:54:14 -0700

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

alwaysbealonewolf: Me eating chips in bed.

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:54:02 -0700

alwaysbealonewolf:

Me eating chips in bed.

thenimbus: hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:53:47 -0700

thenimbus:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

CASE CLOSED.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 00:53:12 -0700

manhattanmidnights: ipaintyouwings: causethechicksdigit: tard...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:52:38 -0700

manhattanmidnights:

ipaintyouwings:

causethechicksdigit:

tardismyoldgirl:

diaryofajohnlockian:

iwanttoseethestarsdoctor:

chaise-the-red-nosed-chair:

merriemelodie:

This animation is absolutely glorious. Just take a moment to appreciate that this was all done by somebody’s hand; that they slaved over this, and this was the result of a human, not a computer. It’s completely perfect.

are we not gonna talk about the fact that the reflection is Ariel and Prince Eric?

Holy shit

wait… but Sleeping Beauty came out in 1959, and The Little Mermaid came out in 1989…. that’s a 30 year foreshadow….

Disney you clever bastards.

oh my gosh

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:51:22 -0700

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:13:30 -0700

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

awwww-cute: One of my friends got chased by little piggies...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:13:07 -0700

awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

kahtiihma: the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE BRILLIANT THANK...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:55:40 -0700

kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

Each photo is 12 minutes apart, assembled with no measurements...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:53:47 -0700

Each photo is 12 minutes apart, assembled with no measurements in place (obviously) with Photoshop. No exposure adjustments or color compensations.

pencil drops

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:53:21 -0700

*pencil drops*
me: could this day get any worse

"You’re so calm and quiet, you never say. But there are things inside you. I see them sometimes,..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:53:16 -0700

“You’re so calm and quiet, you never say. But there are things inside you. I see them sometimes, hiding in your eyes.”

- Tracy Chevalier, Girl with a Pearl Earring (via mellowblaze)

iliekmudkipss: thatsonofamitch: I don’t think you even need to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:45:04 -0700

iliekmudkipss:

thatsonofamitch:

I don’t think you even need to watch/read naruto or know whats going on to know how absolutely ludicrous this is

i dont understand what

hellonik: spermat0zoon: joshuwaa: the-girl-who-laughed: A...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:58:58 -0700

hellonik:

spermat0zoon:

joshuwaa:

the-girl-who-laughed:

A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.

Amen.

But a man in lingerie though, js.

A man wearing lingerie under a well-tailored tux though.

welcome to tumblr.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:58:43 -0700

sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:58:38 -0700

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:58:33 -0700

lilitmac: sluttyoliveoil: onlylolgifs: Macaroni being...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:58:32 -0700

lilitmac:

sluttyoliveoil:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

make it rain

this is just too friggin cool not to reblog

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:58:24 -0700

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:57:51 -0700